Coj0nes

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“Coj0nes”

A man travels to Spain and goes to a Madrid 
restaurant for a late dinner. He orders the house 
special and he is brought a plate with potatoes,
corn, and two large meaty objects.

“What’s this?” he asks.

“Coj0nes, senor,” the waiter replies.

“What are coj0nes?” the man asks.

“Coj0nes,” the waiter explains, “are the testicles 
of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon.”

At first the man is disgusted, but being the 
adventurous type, he decides to try this local 
delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. 
In fact, it is so good that he decides to come 
back again the next night and order it again.

 This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but 
the meaty objects are much smaller. 

“What’s this?” he asks the waiter.

“Coj0nes, senor,” the waiter replies.

“No, no,” the man objects. “I had coj0nes yesterday 
and they were  much bigger than these.”

“Senor,” the waiter explains, “the bull does not lose 
every time.”

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