“Smoke Inhalation”
The firemen finally get a huge fire under control, and the
chief has all of his men accounted for except Jack and
Bubba. After a few minutes’ search, the chief looks down
an alley, and there’s Bubba, leaning over a trash can.
His pants are down to his ankles, and Jack is banging away
from behind.
The chief says, “What the hell is going on?”
Jack says, “Bubba passed out from smoke inhalation.”
The chief says, “Smoke inhalation? You’re supposed to give
him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!”
Jack says, “I did, Chief. That’s how this got started.”
(Anonymus)