“Smoke Inhalation”

The firemen finally get a huge fire under control, and the 
chief has all of his men accounted for except Jack and 
Bubba. After a few minutes’ search, the chief looks down 
an alley, and there’s Bubba, leaning over a trash can. 
His pants are down to his ankles, and Jack is banging away
from behind.

The chief says, “What the hell is going on?”

Jack says, “Bubba passed out from smoke inhalation.”

The chief says, “Smoke inhalation? You’re supposed to give 
him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!”

Jack says, “I did, Chief. That’s how this got started.”


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