A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked ‘Please may I hide under your habit? I’ll explain later’ The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, ‘Sister, 
have you seen a soldier?’  The nun replied, ‘He went that way.’ After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 
‘I can’t thank you enough Sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq!’ 
The nun said, ‘I understand completely.’ 

The soldier added, ‘I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!’ 

The nun replied ‘If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great
pair of balls … I don’t want to go to Iraq either!’

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