80 year old guy goes into a jewellers with a gorgeous 25 year blonde. He tells the jeweller he just met this fine young lady and wants to treat her to something special. The jeweller pulls out a $5000 dollar ring and asks if that will do? The old guy says damn no this lady is way more special than that. So the jeweller pulls out a $20,000 rings and asks if that is special enough? The blondes eyes light up and the old guy says they will take it. He gives the jeweller a cheque for $20,000 and says when the cheque clears on Monday they will come back and pick the ring up.
Monday rolls around and the jeweller calls the old up and says the cheque bounced. The old guy says ”yeah I know, I had the weekend of my life though!!”
Timur Sümer 